anneadelle

My birthday was weird. In a good way. At 11 I went to Rubber Gloves to see Mom and I thoroughly confused the door guy by being like "But I'm gonna need to have a drink at midnight". Ended up getting 23,013 wrist bands and drank way more than I wanted to.

Went to Albertsons to buy Pepto and busted my ass on an inconspicuous and un marked freshly waxed aisle. When I told the cashier about my injury he just said "Uhhhh...yeah, he just waxed it..." and I got so mad at him.

Fell down some stairs and passed out. Woke up and hung out with my mom. Ate some Oriental Garden and she started crying in the restaurant cos she thought I looked to skinny and it made me really upset. I showed my mom the loophole and had to take a shot with my boss in front of her. Bought some candles and body spray which i feel is pretty typical of mother-daughter activities.

Felt shitty and took a really long nap. Went out to sushi with Jim and cried cos I always feel like something phenomenal is supposed to happen, like mystical unicorns bust through my front door with gold bricks clamped between their teeth, but that never happens. Went to my boss's wife's bar and took shots with her.

Now I'm cooking myself a lemon birthday cake.




Under until 12 a.m.


first legal drink ever


let's get stinky!!!


already been stunk


god....Austin....




I have fun friends


"heeeeere's the thing...i need a drink"




pretty adorable


the boys


the Moms


got that drank...psychotic style


need that pepto